August 4, 2008

Today's Highlights



O.K. So let me get this straight. The Democrats want to do everything but drill. The Republicans want to drill and that's it. So the Dems decided, "Hey! Did I hear someone say vacation?"

Morgan Freeman had an accident driving a 97 Nissan. Does this man even know what an ego is?

Obama is into the tire thing to save energy. That's going to be a big help. McCain is into making fun of Obama's plan. (And don't forget about those big oil campaign contributions, Mr. Senator.)

Oh! Big oil! These guys aren't drilling in leases they already own. What's up with that?

And the New York Times is trying to make us feel sorry for illegal immigrants who can't receive free long term health care. http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/03/us/03deport.html

Meanwhile, Paul's Market has boneless pork ribs on sale for $1.79 a lb. And if your grilling techniques aren't that hot, I suggest you pick up a bottle of ketchup (on sale this week-buy one get one free!) http://www.pauls.net/

By the way, just when are they going to add Obama's name to spell check anyway?




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