August 7, 2008

Let's not vote for Obama or McCain. Let's vote third party. You choose. Bob Barr, Ralph Nader, I don't care. Just make them REALLY count the votes this time.
Both major parties are too close to corporate interests. But we as citizens can do something about that. God Bless America, we can change the course of history with a simple act. Vote.


In the not too distant past, Americans made everything from shoes to blouses to steel beams.
Now my feet are weary of made-in-wherever crap. And don't talk to me about underwear! Hey, if we're going to outsource something that important, how 'bout we do a trade deal with some big healthy Scandinavian country. Where the butts are more in tune with American butts. Yeah, I'm talkin' butts here. Big fat round Americano. NOT skinny pinched flat Indian/Philippine/Chinese! Let them stick to making things that are supposed to be tiny, like Barbie doll hairbrushes and key-chain cameras.

Example Oriental rear end vs. the American rear end:

August 4, 2008

Today's Highlights



O.K. So let me get this straight. The Democrats want to do everything but drill. The Republicans want to drill and that's it. So the Dems decided, "Hey! Did I hear someone say vacation?"

Morgan Freeman had an accident driving a 97 Nissan. Does this man even know what an ego is?

Obama is into the tire thing to save energy. That's going to be a big help. McCain is into making fun of Obama's plan. (And don't forget about those big oil campaign contributions, Mr. Senator.)

Oh! Big oil! These guys aren't drilling in leases they already own. What's up with that?

And the New York Times is trying to make us feel sorry for illegal immigrants who can't receive free long term health care. http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/03/us/03deport.html

Meanwhile, Paul's Market has boneless pork ribs on sale for $1.79 a lb. And if your grilling techniques aren't that hot, I suggest you pick up a bottle of ketchup (on sale this week-buy one get one free!) http://www.pauls.net/

By the way, just when are they going to add Obama's name to spell check anyway?




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